Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so the next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

just last week when i was walking down the street
i observed this lovely lady that i wanted to meet
i walked up to her i said Hello
she said Hey you're kinda cute
i said Yes, i know
but by the way sweetheart, whats your name?
she said My friends like to call me Exotic Elaine
i said My name is The Prince
and she asked Why
i said Well, i don't know, i'm just a hell of a guy
but enough about me yo let's talk about you
and all the wonderful things that you and i can do
i popped some trash in a little bit of time
i showed some cash and the girl was mine
i took her over town
i wined her and dined her
she asked me did i liked her
i said Well, kinda
all of a sudden she jumped out her seat
snatched me up by my wrist and took me out in the street
she started grabbin' all over me
kissin' and huggin'
so i shoved her away and said You better stop buggin'
she got mad looked me dead in the face threw her hands in the air and yelled out Rape
i got scared when she started to yell
so i handed her my wallet and ran like hell
i was duckin through the alleys right and left
but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
i was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo Clancy we got him)
but i wasn't my fault
well never the less don't mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so the next time a girl give you the play
just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

i was in a bar one Friday night
coolin' watchin' a Mike Tyson fight
i was maxin' and relaxin' sippin' on Tequilla
when this girl walks up she said Hi, my name is Sheila
i responded by saying Hello
she paid for my drink and said Let's go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook as we pulled up to her house
i said I'm with you toots
the music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
she started winkin' and makin' little passes at me
she grabbed me closer that's when she got bold
she started feelin' up my back i said Ooh your hands are cold
we went into her bedroom thinkin' of one thing
took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
i carressed her body then i kissed her cheek
and that's when i observed those satin bedsheets
i felt that it was time for me to make my move
i thought i better hurry up before i busted the groove
i leaned down to kiss her but when out of the blue
a door slammed and a voice said Baby where are you
her boyfriend busted in
he grinned and evil grin and said Boy i'm gonna tear your butt limb from limb!
i was scared as hell
where was i supposed to go
i just yelled Geronimo! and jumped out the window
just my luck we were in a snow storm
and all i had was my underwear on to keep me warm
and to top the night off i had to break in my place
because my keys were in my pants back on Sheila's bookcase
i was done sneezin' and coughin' (achoo achoo)
i hope this doesen't happen too often
but never the less don't mean to but your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so the next time a girls gives you the play
just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy Jeff: Yo man you think they see your point?
Fresh Prince: I don't know i don't think they're really wit it
Jazzy Jeff: I think you should give 'em another example
Fresh Prince: Alright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here

I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
it was my girlfriend Betty i said Hello dear
i was just about to call you i got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
(I'm wit it)
it's 6 o'clock now at 8 will you be ready
(Yeah)
alright fine see you then Betty
i combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
got funky fresh dressed in my La Cox (?)
got to Betty's at 8 i was ready to jet
until Betty's mom said Betty's not ready yet
i sat there for at least an hour
it was 10 after 9 before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs and said I need a little longer to finish me my hair
at 10 o'clock we had then missed the show
she comes downstairs and says Let's go
go where? go to sleep? i'm gone
i was steamin' like a demon as i drove home
but it just goes to show not tryin' to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so the next time a girl gives you the play
just remember rhymes just remember my rhymes take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy Jeff: Man first your parents just don't understand
Fresh Prince: I know word man
Jazzy Jeff: Then you start having these crazy nightmares
Fresh Prince: Why me? Why me?
Jazzy Jeff: What's next?
Fresh Prince: I don't know not these girls man well you know how it is can't live wit 'em
can't live without 'em