*The Brady Bunch* Marsha: How do you like your new recorder? Peter: It's really neat. And I was just gonnna tell you guys if you wanna borrow it you can borrow it any time you want. Marsha: Thanks. Greg: Yeah a thing like that could come in handy. I mean for school work and taking notes in class Peter: Yeah but it's kinda tricky so you gotta be careful. See this button? That's what you press when you wanna record. And this button is what you press when you wanna listen to what you recorded. But don't press that button because I already got some stuff on it. Greg: Did you hear that? He's just dying for us to listen to what he recorded. Marsha: Should we listen. Greg: Sure that's what he wants. Yo What's ya name? J-Live What you do? True school emcee Get it? Got it? Good Where ya from? Comin' straight from Medina to the brotherly city (city of brotherly love) Get it? Got it? Good Who you with? Jazzy Jeff, P. Smoovah, myself, and me Get it? Got it? Good Flip flavors like ill spactacular non stick spatula Get? If not well ya should 'Cause I flapjack tracks hot bottom bubblin' From the surface to the underground Makin' people wonder how Former labels blundered Wish ya nigga saw me now Sorry did I strike a nerve? Oh well hit the curb (get the dirt) If you wonder which one pick one I ain't been to one since the last time the Knicks won C'mon man that ain't fair Half these cats don't know what you're sayin' And most the other half don't care Aight fine I'll simplify if you insist Check it out yo I'm a break it down like this '77 the Knicks won championship credit I was one years old then, now do get it? What about hit the curb? Yo I'm just givin' you a piece of my mind Eat a dick, then I flip you the bird If you listen to the lyrics more then once you wouldn't miss But no you'd rather have me break it down like this Jazzy Jeff *scratching and transforming* Ay yo I transferred thoughts to tracks to transend transition But you call it the kings english Close but no cubas Let's who consider the correct kingdom 'Cause Empires extinguished Wait, they tryin' to hard to get it They look like they listenin' to the full band radio edit You gave 'em too much credit thinkin' they could understand Flip that old rhyme you kicked in '96 with Scam OK I'm the man of the hour 24 times a day The man of the day 3-6-5 out the year That bullshit you say Live is not tryin' to hear I don't care if I paused your would be rap career (sorry) In the man of the year contest I run the (?) in the decade I had the next three locked down Wait, you lost 'em again I think they made a wrong turn at the bend Break it down in reverse my friend OK I'm the man of the year 10 times in a decade 12 months out the year 4 weeks out the month 7 days out the week If the week is still days in amaze I don't know what the fuck else they want Oh yeah 24 in a day, that's was hourly Uhh 60 hourly, minutes that is If you need simple lyrics you can call mother goose Or I made Dr. Dre sound like Dr. Suess You can think up some dope beats, that's what you can do You can think about red, you can think about blue You can think about chronic and think about brink You can think of six four's other things you can think Wait, wait Now they insulted yo They think that you snappin' 'em I ain't playin' nobody son that wasn't a diss I'm just sayin' if you can handle real emcees Stick to watchin' DJ's break it down like this Spinbad *Spinbad scratches* Excel *Excel scratches* OB-1 *OB-1 scratches* Jay Skate *Jay Skate scratches* Sat-One *Sat-One scratches* Spin One *Spin One scratches* Question *Question scratches* A-Vate *A-vate scratches* Dirty Ice *Dirty Ice scratches* Soul One *Soul One scratches* Bad Booth *Bad Booth scratches* Q-Bert *Q-Bert scratches* Revolution *Revolution scratches* There it is *The Brady Bunch Marsha: How do you like your new recorder? Peter: It's really neat.