well i was coolin' sittin' by the phone waitin' for a ring with a female voice or a date or an invitiation to a night club for some mingling then ahh my phone started jingling i picked it up i checked the Rolex first i called one of my regulars worse come the worse i said Hello but the voice sounded nervous baby relax FP at your service the girl spoke up and her voice sounded very nice i met you last week at that club called the Paradise i said Yeah babe i'd like to go there again so get dressed and you better be fly see you at ten hung up the phone and checked the mirror sorta like ESP i could hear her beatin' in (?) with a groove and all i could say to myself is damn this boy is smooth so i pulled into the gate where they (?) (?) (?) and a Porsche not 11 then girls took a look at me and started to break ladies calm down i've already got a date cruised up front and was happy to find a tantalizing, tastey tool named Tanya i said Hey yo babe let's not go in the place yet c'mon hop in i got Luther in the tape deck i kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty she said Let's got some place to chill i said Really honey? we went to the beach to take a little walk i found out i was smoother than i thought my hands like Mavericks started to wander left then right then wound up behind her face-to-face and chest-to-chest then oooooo like a spindle of silk this boy is smooth here it is verse trés back at my place the scene was set cause i set it before i left girl i'm like a tool grab and use me where do you want me? by the fireplace or the jacuzzi? i never slip yo i got my grip like a handle turned down the lights and lit up a candle a bottle of chill champange right beside me radio boomin' pumpin' the Osley's maybe i'll grab her and give her a kiss and kick her a line on the smooth Billy D. tip or maybe i'll take her outside where the pool's at smack it up flippin' nah i'm to cool for that ah i know what i'll do i'll hold her tightly and carress her for a little while make it gentle and slow not faster a pause for the clause now here's a word from the master yo i'm the J-A-double Z Jazzy the smoothest of the smooth and i had to be known acknowledged and reconized as the kind of the goove i'm the man that blessed FP with his smooth hey yo Jerry take me out