me and my crew like to play around we like to laugh and joke and have fun while we're goin' down born and raised in Philly we go jam to jam to jam actin' silly we got a dance that we do at a party that we'd like to introduce to everybody it ain't the humpty of the lombada more party fun then a damn pinatá you may have seen it on my TV show yeah, i know, i dance like a pro cause i get busy and i get loose G on the dance floor can't another brother juice me cause i'm smooth and i move losely with a spin or a kick like Bruce Lee c'mon get on the floor abd take a chance everybody it's time to dumb dance now what's a dumb dance? you might ask well let me take you to my dumb dancin' class it's called Dumb Dance one-on-one it's where we teach smart people how to be dumb here's the background and here's what's up back in Philly where we grew up we used to party all the time just playin' around and makin' Soul Train lines but this Soul Train line the concept changed the point of the joint got flipped and re-arranged the line turned into a contest yo to see who could dance the worst, not the best though so in Philly the dance cought on fast people started challenging me to dance so i got busy quick as the music was played up how you gonna beat me at a dance i made up? now you know that i can throw that body of mine fine so i'm about to show that guy who thinks he can do it a little better i'm the creator, the originator so go and get a seat to sit down so i can demostate a dance that's easy to do and you don't have to contimplate a move at all just take a bit of a chance everybody it's time to dumb dance evrybody in the house just (clap your hands) c'mon say what just (clap your hands everybody) just (clap your hands) c'mon everybody just (clap your hands everybody) (your sayin')(clap your hands) (your sayin')(clap your hands) (your sayin')(clap your hands) (your sayin')(clap your hands) (your sayin')(now we come to the pay off) well there it is y'all the dumb dance concept but let me break it down for those of y'all who haven't got it yet it's the new craze comin' accross America and i really, really, really, dont care if you do it with a partner or if you do it alone if you do it at a club or if you do it at home but if you really can't dance then here's your chance to go for yours on the dance floor everybody dumb dance