me and my crew like to play around
we like to laugh and joke and have fun while we're goin' down
born and raised in Philly
we go jam to jam to jam actin' silly
we got a dance that we do at a party
that we'd like to introduce to everybody
it ain't the humpty of the lombada
more party fun then a damn pinatá
you may have seen it on my TV show
yeah, i know, i dance like a pro
cause i get busy and i get loose G
on the dance floor can't another brother juice me
cause i'm smooth and i move losely
with a spin or a kick like Bruce Lee
c'mon get on the floor abd take a chance
everybody it's time to dumb dance

now what's a dumb dance? you might ask
well let me take you to my dumb dancin' class
it's called Dumb Dance one-on-one
it's where we teach smart people how to be dumb
here's the background and here's what's up
back in Philly where we grew up
we used to party all the time
just playin' around and makin' Soul Train lines
but this Soul Train line the concept changed
the point of the joint got flipped and re-arranged
the line turned into a contest yo
to see who could dance the worst, not the best though
so in Philly the dance cought on fast
people started challenging me to dance
so i got busy quick as the music was played up
how you gonna beat me at a dance i made up?
now you know that
i can throw that
body of mine fine
so i'm about to show that
guy who thinks he can do it a little better
i'm the creator, the originator
so go and get a seat to sit down
so i can demostate a dance that's easy to do and you don't have to contimplate a move at all
just take a bit of a chance
everybody it's time to dumb dance

evrybody in the house just (clap your hands)
c'mon say what
just (clap your hands everybody)
just (clap your hands)
c'mon everybody just (clap your hands everybody)
(your sayin')(clap your hands)
(your sayin')(clap your hands)
(your sayin')(clap your hands)
(your sayin')(clap your hands)
(your sayin')(now we come to the pay off)

well there it is y'all the dumb dance concept
but let me break it down for those of y'all who haven't got it yet
it's the new craze comin' accross America
and i really, really, really, dont care if you
do it with a partner
or if you do it alone
if you do it at a club
or if you do it at home
but if you really can't dance then here's your chance
to go for yours on the dance floor
everybody dumb dance