c'mon c'mon yeah ha ha ha uh alright here's a little story 'bout a Friday night buck wild cause yo that's kinda my style check it on the time with a girl named Kaybee in a bow wow wow yippie yo yippie anyway i was straight out illin' why do i say so? cause yo my girl was home chillin' fancy restaurant me and Kay frontin' it was called le um she um somethin' i was ready to attack her uh givin' a sexy look like Dracula a little bit of soft music playin' and some Don Perignon it was on know what i'm sayin'? everything was lovely but then what the damn? my girlfriend walked in oh my goodness danger trouble dread oh i'm dead mayday code red my oh my what am i to do? gotta get away cause my girlfriend's comin' through um she i gotta um well see there's well this um excuse me to the back with the mucho quickness my girl's gonna kill me and leave no witnesses i'm in the bathroom hidin' like a punk but there's bars on the windows i can't jump exit stage left quickly plan B gotta find a way that my girl won't see me crawlin' on the floor i'm feelin' sick like this some old Charlie Chaplin flick heart poundin' around a mile a minute this time i really done did it down on my hands and knees on the floor i'm lookin' at the front door ready set make the dash her back is turned maybe i can get passed i almost made it but then damn she turned her head code red break it on down all was perfect the ship was ailin' but now it's sinkin' so yo i'm bailin' i kept on runnin' even though she saw me and i sat and waited at home for baby to call me i watched i little TV the phone started ringin' 'bout 12:23 i picked it up real slow and said mmmmmm... hello but she wasn't havin' it she snapped went bezerk girl made my head hurt i tried to be as cool as i could be i said ay i wasn't me but she wasn't havin' that melody needless to say she left me another brother just couldn't control his head the other one code red