ha ha ha

here's a little story 'bout a Friday night
buck wild
cause yo that's kinda my style
check it
on the time with a girl named Kaybee
in a bow wow wow yippie yo yippie anyway
i was straight out illin'
why do i say so?
cause yo my girl was home chillin'
fancy restaurant
me and Kay frontin'
it was called le um she um somethin'
i was ready to attack her
givin' a sexy look like Dracula
a little bit of soft music playin'
and some Don Perignon it was on
know what i'm sayin'?
everything was lovely but then
what the damn?
my girlfriend walked in
oh my goodness
oh i'm dead
mayday code red

my oh my
what am i to do?
gotta get away cause my girlfriend's comin' through
um she i gotta um well see there's well this um excuse me
to the back with the mucho quickness
my girl's gonna kill me and leave no witnesses
i'm in the bathroom hidin' like a punk
but there's bars on the windows i can't jump
exit stage left
quickly plan B
gotta find a way that my girl won't see me
crawlin' on the floor
i'm feelin' sick like this some old Charlie Chaplin flick
heart poundin' around a mile a minute
this time i really done did it
down on my hands and knees on the floor
i'm lookin' at the front door
make the dash
her back is turned maybe i can get passed
i almost made it but then damn she turned her head
code red
break it on down

all was perfect
the ship was ailin'
but now it's sinkin'
so yo i'm bailin'
i kept on runnin' even though she saw me
and i sat and waited at home for baby to call me
i watched i little TV
the phone started ringin' 'bout 12:23
i picked it up real slow and said
mmmmmm... hello
but she wasn't havin' it
she snapped
went bezerk
girl made my head hurt
i tried to be as cool as i could be
i said ay i wasn't me
but she wasn't havin' that melody
needless to say
she left me
another brother just couldn't control his head
the other one
code red