Lyrics compiled by JumpinJack AJ
Spoken intro
FP: Oh man, ahhhhhh, my eye
JJ: whassup?
FP: Man, this guy just walked up to me and punched me in the eye, talking about I was trying to talk to his girl.  Man, I don't even know her man.
--: Oh man, that's dead
FP: Man, Jeff, get me some ice, man, I can't believe this man!
Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
Just last week when I was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
I walked up to her I said "Hello"
she said "Hey you're kinda cute" I said "Yes, I know
but by the way sweetheart, what's your name?"
She said "My friends like to call me Exotic Elaine" I said "My name is the 'Prince" and she said "Why?"
I said "Man, I don't know, I'm just a hell of a guy
But enough about me, let's talk about you and all
the wonderful things that you and I can do"
I popped some trash and a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her on the town, I wined her and dined her
she asked me was I horny I said "Yeah, kinda" 
All of a sudden, she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out in the street
She started grabbin' all over me kissin' and huggin'
so I punched her in her chin said "You better stop buggin'"
She got mad, looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out "Rape!"
I got scared when she started to yell
So I hit her with a trash can and ran like hell
I was duckin' through alleys, right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
Now I'm in prison, charged with aggravated assault
But I didn't do nothin', it was that dumb bra-ed's
Well, never the less don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl give you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
I was in a bar one Friday night 
Chillin' out watchin' the Sugar Ray fight 
I was kinda laid back, sippin' up Tequila
When this girl walked up she said "Hi, my name is Sheila"
I responded by saying "Hello"
She paid for my drink and then said "Let's go"
She bought my drink, I thought that that was polite
So I walked out with her, I said "What's up for tonight?"
She said "Just get in the car," so I obliged
About 20 minutes later we pulled up in her garage
She parked the car, gave me some sexy looks
She started walkin' in the house, I said "I'm with you toots!"
Soft music and wine in the glasses
Then she started to make little passes at me
She said "Sweetheart, today's your lucky day 
'cause when I'm finished with you you're gonna yell "Oh lay!"
She stood up so I stood up with her
She puckered up so I started to kiss her
She grabbed me close then she got bold
She started feelin' up my back I said "Ooh your hands are cold!" 
We went into her bedroom thinkin' of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
Pulled down the shades, then we dimmed the lights
Then we took a tasty sip of Reunite on ice
I chewed a stick of double mint to freshen my breath
I gave her half of that stick, it was the last one left
I caressed her bod then I kissed her cheek
That's when I observed those Gucci bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I'd better hurry up before I busted the groove
I was kind of uptight and I knew she could sooth me
I tapped her on the shoulder and said "mmmm excuse me"
She touched my lips and asked me not to speak
Got undressed and pulled back those Gucci bed sheets
Sat down on the bed, laid back her pretty head
Kicked her feet up on the pillows and that's when she said
That she wanted me to be her one and only
She said "lay down, babydoll, I'm getting lonely"
All of a sudden, out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said "Baby, where are you!?"
Distinctfully I panicked, my heart full of fear
She said "that's my boyfriend, babe, you better get out of here!"
Her boyfriend busted in, he grinned and evil grin 
he said 
"Boy i'ma tear your butt limb from limb!"
I was scared as hell! Where was I supposed to go
I just yelled "Geronimo!" and jumped out the window
Just my luck, we were in a snow storm
I didn't even have my underwear on to keep me warm And to top the night off
I had to break in my place 
Because my keys were in my pants
Back on Sheila's bookcase 
I was done sneezin' and coughin' 
(achoo) I hope this doesn't happen too often
But never the less, don't mean to but your bubble but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes, just remember my rhymes take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away 
spoken outro
FP: Man, girls ain't nothing but trouble, man.
JJ: Yeah, I hear you.  I dig it…dig it.
FP: yeah, well,  can't live with 'em…
JJ+FP:  can't live without 'em
JJ:  Better go take care of that eye
FP: Yeah man, alright.   Y'all stay cool, man.
--: Alright, chill 'Prince
FP:  Later Jeff
JJ:  Alright